🌴 NOT MOM’S FAVORITE – Low Effort, High Impact Tee 🖤

from $18.00
For the black sheep who stopped trying to win Favorite Child years ago and decided to spend that energy on better things… like beach vacations and iced lattes.

Crisp lettering, a chill beach scene, and a subtle reminder that you’re living your best life despite not making Mom’s Christmas card collage.

It’s minimalist. It’s snarky. It’s perfect.

Why It’s Your New Go-To:
✔️ Soft, lightweight, and slightly sarcastic
✔️ Works for family dinners and passive-aggressive group photos
✔️ Beachy design says “carefree” while the text says “petty, but fun”
✔️ Stays comfy while you’re dodging family drama

📦 Made to order—because only you can wear it this well.

Best Worn When:
– Your sister brags about her new SUV
– Mom brings up your “phase” from 2013
– You’re at the beach “thinking about your life choices” but really just enjoying a margarita

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For the black sheep who stopped trying to win Favorite Child years ago and decided to spend that energy on better things… like beach vacations and iced lattes.

Crisp lettering, a chill beach scene, and a subtle reminder that you’re living your best life despite not making Mom’s Christmas card collage.

It’s minimalist. It’s snarky. It’s perfect.

Why It’s Your New Go-To:
✔️ Soft, lightweight, and slightly sarcastic
✔️ Works for family dinners and passive-aggressive group photos
✔️ Beachy design says “carefree” while the text says “petty, but fun”
✔️ Stays comfy while you’re dodging family drama

📦 Made to order—because only you can wear it this well.

Best Worn When:
– Your sister brags about her new SUV
– Mom brings up your “phase” from 2013
– You’re at the beach “thinking about your life choices” but really just enjoying a margarita

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!